You’ve stumbled into the place where good sense has been laid to rest. What remains are fragments: stories told too late or too soon, absurd circumstances, misplaced opinions — sometimes tender, occasionally reckless.

A word of caution: some of these tales may sound barely believable. Unfortunately, they’re all true. And no, nobody asked for them.

If you stay, you’ll find a catalogue of mishaps, accidents, and odd triumphs pressed into shape — part diary, part confession, and most genuinely my own comedy of errors.